Mormon prom, mormon prom
If you can't get a date then bug your mom
Or ask a boy who's in your ward
Or ask for guidance from the Lord
If you can't get a date, you're bored out of your mind
You can't go without one- you'll be left behind
So you'll watch British movies in your EFY shirt
In lieu of a dress with a froofy long skirt
This stake-honored tradition is truly the bomb
If you don't have a date you blog about Mormon prom.
And do yoga.